Kurtz's Playground

"Distances and time and space aren't fucked up, you are."

Youre…. you’re a porn bot? Aren’t you?? Why would you send me this ask thing like two months after I posted it??
Well.
First things is that i like robots and ai and stuff a lot so that’s nice
Second thing is that I remember my dreams a lot and they’re weird..

Is this alternate universe Rosie and Isabelle?

Is this alternate universe Rosie and Isabelle?

(via lumnch)

spookycockgoblin asked: 🌻

I collect glow in the dark stuff. Like… not enough to pay money for it if I wasn’t wanting something similar.. but if there’s a glowing version I’ll always choose it, then put it on my bookshelf where I can admire it. 

Anonymous asked: 🌻

I didn’t realise that not everyone sneezes around cats and dogs until I was in university.
I’ve spent my entire life living with animals and didn’t realise I was allergic to them, always assuming people who said they had a cat allergy were like, deathly at risk from them.

I absolutely didn’t notice my inbox existed but here we go

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My primary school had us do touch typing courses.
It was a horribly boring programme that at the time, but now thinking back I’m super grateful for it. 
I’m excited to see if the next generation kids are all amazing at it without being taught because they grow up with computers like I didn’t.

shigure:

shigure:

power move: reblog an ungodly amount of ask games that use the same emoji and when someone sends you an ask with it you just tell them whatever you want

new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want

(via tastesirony)

Triangle is sick.

Triangle is sick.

my boyfriend was sad and now he’s a gay webcomic.

my boyfriend was sad and now he’s a gay webcomic.