Kurtz's Playground

"Distances and time and space aren't fucked up, you are."
365 Day Selfie Challenge
221) One 40 minute power nap later, still feel like hammered shit.

365 Day Selfie Challenge

221) One 40 minute power nap later, still feel like hammered shit.

365 day selfie challenge.

220) This is gonna be expensive

365 day selfie challenge.

220) This is gonna be expensive

We are actually gonna ask the government for several thousand dollars to pay for us to put on a Dieselpunk Midsummer Night’s Dream.

This is not where I expected my life to be.

365 Day Selfie Challenge
219) High Camera angle.

365 Day Selfie Challenge

219) High Camera angle.

Bucky.

Getting tired of cuddly Bucky headcanons.

Post Winter Soldier we should be talking “Debilitated by PTSD and his lone wolf programming preventing him seeking help” headcanons.

Getting tired of team mom Bucky headcanons.

Where’s all the “Steve wants him to be a team player but he really does work better alone” headcanons? Hell, maybe Natasha is the only person he can work with because of the Red Room’s ties to Hydra.

I like comics Bucky and I want the films to share his great character with folks who don’t read comics.

Side note.

Really hoping the next Cap film starts teasing Bucky/Natasha so we can all embrace the friendship that is Clint/Natasha without shippers on deck.

shhhhyouaresafe:

kurtzsplayground:

I’ve been thinking: I really hope Guardians of the Galaxy is making people feel okay about rocking out to their music as they walk around.

Be free people, embrace the jam.

as long as they arent playin it on stereo on the bus yo

You’ve seen Guardians, you know what I mean, headphones in ears, rhythm in control.

I’ve been thinking: I really hope Guardians of the Galaxy is making people feel okay about rocking out to their music as they walk around.

Be free people, embrace the jam.

365 Day Selfie Challenge
218) Looking less zombified today.

365 Day Selfie Challenge

218) Looking less zombified today.

wemeanttofly:

lanagrams:

popemarina:

lanagrams:

popemarina:

orgasmic-humor:

I think it’s so fake how some pants have pockets that are sewn shut like be real with me don’t pretend to be something you’re not

ur supposed to seam rip them out 

its just so they stay flat and like not wrinkle before you buy them

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?????????

im being serious like theyre actual pockets you have to rip out the seam 

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everything makes sense now

Sometimes they’re actually fake pockets, check before you get that stitch cutter into action.

(via pretzlebutts)