Kurtz's Playground

"Distances and time and space aren't fucked up, you are."

Speaking of Earth X, Universe X, and Paradise X.

If you have read Marvel Comics before, and want to suddenly replace your understanding of the universe with what amounts to the drug fuelled headcanons of a bunch of the writers that explain a bunch of plot holes and altogether just mindblast the tone of the Marvel Universe you really can’t do better.

11/10 would recommend. 

One of the more disturbingly fun concepts put forward by the Earth X continuity is the simple implication that several seemingly immortal Marvel Comics characters with weak reasons for it (Nick Fury mainly, but SHIELD agents as group and all the Howling Commandos have it implied) have actually been dead for some time, and their Life Model Decoys have just been programmed to have the “Infinity Formula” as a convenient delusion.

This is why every time someone kills Nick it turns out to be an LMD, and also why this Nick Fury Jr. thing better not stick, because it ruins some of the other great implications of Earth, paradise, and universe x.

Okay so I’ve had sexy big beautiful women like a few of my selfies and that was cool because I figure the admin just thought I was slamming but “Juicy Black Butt” (Blog title: Aromatic ebony pussy) has just started following me and IDK but this is like the fifth porn blog to follow me and I’m starting wonder if these folk actually like my posts or they’re just hoping I like naked females and will follow them back.

If anyone who runs one of these porn blogs could send me an inbox saying which it is that’d be ace.

Thanks.

Okay so I’d like to recommend Damage Control.

It’s about an insurance company + engineering firm that specialises in cleaning up after super heroes.

This is a brief selection of moments that are funny but not so funny I don’t want to spoil them for you.

That’s right, if you read the comic you’ll get even better moments than this.

Like someone finally giving Penance a link to a self harm hotline (thank god that was addressed it was getting kinda uncomfortable)

Or Hulk at a baseball game.

Or any number of jokes at the expense of famous super heroes.

Get in on it guys this comic is 100% class.

365 Day Selfie Challenge
89)

365 Day Selfie Challenge

89)

Playing Neverwinter Nights while listening to Sir Mix-A-Lot.

Yeah this is an above average day.

365 Day Selfie Challenge
88) There were no good photos of me from Sean’s party.

365 Day Selfie Challenge

88) There were no good photos of me from Sean’s party.

365 Day Selfie Challenge.
87) That four day weekend was too damn tiring.

365 Day Selfie Challenge.

87) That four day weekend was too damn tiring.

365 Day Selfie Challenge
86) Rushed

365 Day Selfie Challenge

86) Rushed

Yet another reminder that scarvesandsillystraws.tumblr.com is where the real fun is at.