Kurtz's Playground

"Distances and time and space aren't fucked up, you are."
365 Day Selfie Challenge
188)

365 Day Selfie Challenge

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365 Day Selfie Challenge
187) So… Tired….

365 Day Selfie Challenge

187) So… Tired….

pretzlebutts:

Best reaction on my new tattoo: “You’re getting playstation controller yeah? So you’ll feel more comfortable with two joy sticks. Oh, and don’t forget the silicon caps.

365 day selfie challenge.

186) Burgers

365 day selfie challenge.

186) Burgers

Fantasy Racism.

I’ve been thinking about the common examples of racism in fantasy role playing, particularly when it isn’t used to satirise IRL racism, but rather is an example of the same human desire to be a racist D-bag existing as a habit in fiction as well as meatspace.

Elves
Knife ears, squirrels, cabbages
"What do you call a squeaky in a sleeping in a swag? A teabag!"

Dwarves
Stumpies, beards, squats.
"Dwarrow are so filled with envy, everything they talk about is mine"

Halflings
Shortstuff, half pint, hobbitsies.
"NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY AS FRODO"

Gnomes
Lawn ornaments, freak.
"Once you’ve gone gnome there’s gnome going home"

Orcs
Shrek, marines, greenskins.
"An orc walked into a bar, nobody surprised, ducking is a rather tactical idea."

Were-forms
Fuzzies, furries, shifters.
"Whoa whoa whoa, don’t sleep with them, you might get fleas"

Fey
Tricky sons of bitches, bastards, sneaky-dicks.
"Don’t trust, don’t deal with them, don’t even look at them."

Humans
Captain boring, jacks, noob race.
"Somebody shut this shortlife up so the grown-ups can talk.

Please add anyone I missed.

Getting real tired of having to be a human.

365 Day Selfie Challenge
185) Shopping with Sean feat. the end of winter weather..

365 Day Selfie Challenge

185) Shopping with Sean feat. the end of winter weather..

Alignment: Chaotic Good.

I know I’ve been traumatised by getting into fights, but when I see injustice or antisocial behaviour, or when people try to force me to hide myself so as to appease their small mindedness I still can’t help but respond in ways that lead to violent confrontation.

If you can’t handle me at my worst then you don’t deserve me at my worst I’m so sorry I’ll try to be better in future.

365 Day Selfie Challenge.
184)Feeling like hammered shit feat. new bookshelves.

365 Day Selfie Challenge.

184)Feeling like hammered shit feat. new bookshelves.